The View Episode Update: I’m Sick Of It!

It’s true – I’m officially REALLY sick of the Donald Rosie Barbara feud. I’m sick of it the way I am sick of Iraq – it’s gone on for wayyyyyyy too long and it’s only getting worse.

There is a pattern now: at the beginning of every show Rosie will make a vague but hilarious comment referencing the previous day’s latest gossip. Barbara will shutter. Elisabeth’s boobs will look perky. And then the Donald issues some sort of creepy letter accentuating his inability to hire anyone with an ounce of writing skills.

BORING! I’m sooo bored with it. Just everyone, stop discussing it and get over it. Let stupid Donald have the last (writter) word and move on. You are millionaires with a top rated show. The Apprentice LA is clearly going to bomb, so just enjoy it silently and know we are all in on the joke.

Tuesday’s View was one giant snooze button.
Kerry Washington and her wonky wedding plans?
AGH, WHO CARES!

Today’s show was a little better, especially when skinny Elisabeth complains about not getting pregnant. Babs had to show her face, so no guest host. She looked tense as hell though, eh? Poor Babs. Keeping Starr around might have been less eventful (but torture for us). Sarah Ferguson, one of my fave royals, was adorable! Wouldn’t you be down to get drunk with her? And then the lady who made wacky things out of healthy food – I’m inviting her over to hang tomorrow! She made me kind of sad, though the smiley face apple slice-peanut butter-marshmellow treat looked REALLY good.

REMINDER: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE DONALD FEUD!
No one cares anymore except Donald’s producers. Let it go!