Ro-ment of the day

Rosie hates the first rounds of American Idol because she thinks it’s mean. People, I don’t want to freak you out by how similar Rosie and I are (sugar addiction, feminist, intensely relatable), but I hate the first rounds of American idol because I think it’s mean! And I think Paula Abdul has gotten way too smug. Isn’t she supposed to be the nice one? What am I talking about again? I think everyone here can agree that you can enjoy Jack Bauer killing someone by eating their neck and still think American Idol’s first round is mean. What? Look, that’s my Ro-ment. Take it or leave it.