Posted by Natasha on January 17, 2007
I realize that I didn’t make up a punny word, I just put “ro” in front of sense, but I still feel like I’m creative. Anyway, did you people know that Brad & Ang are moving to New Orleans?? I didn’t either until Ro told me, fine us, on the View today. She made an excellent point that Brad and Ang are using the paparazzi who follow them everywhere to shine the light on problems in the world. How can anyone not love them? For some reason Elisabeth feels the need to support “Team Aniston” as if Jennifer Aniston needs a team or cares at this point. That bugs me, but it occured to me today that I can’t dislike Elisabeth because she looks a lot like Carol Turner, the only popular girl in 8th grade who liked me and who invited me out onto the lawn where the popular people ate lunch and when she asked me I looked behind me and then pointed to myself, “you mean me?” and she laughed and nodded her pretty blonde head like “Yes, of course, silly!” and unfortunately the rest of the popular 8th grade people didn’t have the foresight that Carol Turner did to see how awesome I am so my time on the lawn was brief, but still, I have to like Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
I promise not to post again when I have had only a couple hours sleep.
But while I’m here, Kate, you may think you wouldn’t come up with things like the paci fairy when you have kids, but when you do have kids you will realize that everything you thought you would never do, you will probably do. Aside from you know, being purposefully hurtful.
Posted in Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Ro, The View | Leave a Comment »
Posted by katespencer on January 17, 2007
Ah, a fresh new week!
O is new, The View is new, let’s rock it out!
Come to find out, the first new Oprahs of the week were BORING. Plugging Bob Greene’s new diet system? Snoozefest. I mean, his system sounds pretty straightforward, but the only advice they offered was to go out and buy his products.
And Oprah plugging Yoplait yogurt? Barftown! That stuff is like high fructose corn syrup and chemicals to the max! I’m a whole and organic Stoneyfield Yogurt woman myself. Now I know I have like, a little less pull than the O, but trust me, Stoneyfield is the way to go. And it SO much healthier – for you and the animals they use.
Let’s turn this blog into a crazy vegetarian rant zone!
Okay sorry about that. That whole show peeved me. Today I had about enough patience to last through half of the first Mary J. Blige jam. I couldn’t even finish the episode even though I knew my childhood crush Ben Taylor was going to be singing alongside his mama Carly Simon. I think they even sang my fave James Taylor song “You Can Close Your Eyes”. Eh, I’ll watch it on TiVo with a glass of wine. Sorry Bob Greene! I’m not cutting that out for the month – OR EVER!
On to the View. Pretty tame stuff eh! No more mention of the Donald, no more mention of anything but the usual – Elisabeth’s barren womb, Rosie’s kids, Barbara’s dog and Joy’s….thing.
Joy and Mario Cantone covering the Golden Globes today was hilarious-licious.
Not so great? The song and dance Rosie did with two of her Broadway boys. I’m kind of over that schtick already. I love you Ro, but I’d rather hear you talk about vibrators and Vivi’s pacifier. Which leads me too…
THE CONNECTION!
After watching Ro talk about how she and Kel told Vivi that a Paci Fairy was coming to take away her pacifier, I read the exact same story in my girl O’s Magazine, as told by Kristin Armstrong, Lance’s ex-ho! I guess this is a common technique moms use to screw with their kids heads. When I have babies, there is going to be a fairy who is responsible for all the bad things that happen in their life. That way I can take no credit for ruining them. Smart huh?
Posted in Barbara Walters, Bob Greene, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, O, O The Oprah Magazine, Oprah and Friends, Ro, Ro & O, The Oprah Winfrey Show, The View | Leave a Comment »
