Rosie Has An Opinion

On OPRAH.

in his very first interview

the 15 yr old kid
paraded out for america to see
after 4 years captive
a new haircut couldn’t hide
his tormented eyes

questions…..

did u try to write or call ur parents
no
did u have access to a phone or internet
yes

what was the question u asked on their web site
i don’t want to say
i heard it was…how long do u plan on looking for ur son
yes

after a commercial
we r back
with kidnap boy #2
almost

his parents sitting shell shocked
on the couch
felt their son
had been thru enuf
so he
ben
will not be appearing
on tv today

a moment of sanity

ElisaWrath of the Day

Go Elisabeth Go!

The View’s littlest mommy really let loose today, and dare I say, I kind of agree with her!

First of all – I LOVE Hannity & Colmes too – I just adore their “little arguments” full of lies and bias!
Okay, I kid. I may loathe Elisabeth, aka Mama Hasselbeck’s conservative ranting, but she definitely had a point about parenting. And I say this as an expert, as I am a 27 year old unmarried woman with NO CHILDREN. So, I know.

Her point was basically, if you have kids, don’t be a selfish douchebag that thinks with your dick (or in SOME case, vajayson).
Be a parent first. And in a world where Britney Spears is bringing her son on trips to a lingerie store, I’d personally rather grow up like Gracie than Sean Preston ANY day.

UPDATED! TMZ has the scoop – and video!